What is the definition of Anniversary Experiments?

Ah, 'anniversary experiments' - the thrilling (and slightly unsettling) blend of science and sentimentality! Imagine if we conducted a series of experiments just to see how long it takes for a love potion to work after two people have been together for their 30th wedding anniversary. Or, if we were to test the durability of a love lock that supposedly lasts forever but only after a certain amount of 'anniversary' wear.

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "We decided to conduct our latest 'anniversary experiments' on the old love lock - only to discover it's still not quite holding its promise after 50 years of being worn by two people who somehow managed to agree on every detail of its 'permanence.'"